Friday, October 30, 2015

Paranormal Activity : The Ghost Dimension (Movie Review)

I came to this movie, bought the damn ticket just to see the ending and final conclusion to the Paranormal Activity series because I figured that somewhere along the way, they would need to stop making these eventually. But no. No. They remake them with the same goddamn plot line and it will make you want to bash your head into your chair multiple times. 

If you're looking for a conclusion, don't waste your money. You'll just be having a couple jump scares here and there and honestly, it's not worth it. Like, "OHHHH SNAP! There is Tobi's legs! Oh crap! He did it again!"Come on... If you're going to make a movie that is supposed to be truly terrifying, go out with a damn bang. 

Release Date: October 23, 2015
Genre: Horror
Ryan Fleege (Chris J. Murray), his wife Emily (Brit Shaw) and their 7-year-old daughter Leila (Ivy George) are preparing for Christmas in their new home. After discovering an old-school camcorder in the garage, Ryan quickly learns that it can record strange apparitions that are invisible to the naked eye. When young Leila starts talking to an imaginary friend and displaying strange behavior, the couple soon find themselves in a terrifying battle with a supernatural force.
The ending really, really, REALLY disappointed me... Well the whole movie did but mainly the ending. It's like putting Poltergeist with Grave Encounters... Like, there is no such thing as original. It pans out the exact same story as it happened in every other damn Paranormal Activity. DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER ONE! You'll just disappoint people even further.

Shh... Sh... SHHH. Don't try to argue that it was a good movie.

That little girl though, she needs some Jesus in her life... Or some Prozac. But the ending... It made me want to just get up and leave the theatre and throw a huge tantrum. Like, are you kidding me?

Generous enough, I will rate this a 2.5 out of 5 stars. This is being nice.

Anyways, I will blog you guys later, awesome nerds.

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