ARC: Being Brooke - Emma Hart

Published Date: December 13, 2016

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Synopsis: My name is Brooke Barker...

And I'm a freaking disaster.

No, seriously. I’m a college drop-out working a dead-end job, my best friend Carly’s dog gets more action than I do, and I have more bad dates in my diary than there are movie remakes. 

Not to mention I'm completely and utterly in love with Cain Elliott.

The problem? He’s in a relationship. With a girl who’s so plastic she makes Barbie cry herself to sleep with jealousy. 

The second problem? He's my best friend.

My shut-up-and-put-on-Harry-Potter, yes-this-is-your-shirt, help-I-have-no-power, crap-I’m-out-of-tampons, kinda best friend. 

And that’s all he can be, right?

Right.

WELL CRAP. I haven't posted on here in forever and I think i have shamed myself into not being a book blogger because of how bad I am at reviewing nowadays. I stick to Amazon really when it comes down to it. 

Here is what I had to say for Being Brooke: 

Okay, when I woke up to an early release of Being Brooke, I knew I had to have it in my life.

Being Brooke is ultimately funny and witty and definitely a one-day read. Life Tips from Brooke are essential to an every day life and will help you aspire to everything you want to be. Just because it's Brooke, I am going to say that she is ultimately my spirit animal because that girl knows how to tell it like it is.

Unless it comes to her best friend and her feelings. Because who needs the feels? I don't. I really don't. But this book made me do just that. Especially since I didn't get sit on by a donkey with diarrhea. Just saying.

I loved this book and just saying, the Life Tips really help a girl out when it comes down to things.

Total Dick - Christina Saunders (Bad Bitch #3)

Published Date: July 5, 2016

Genre: Romance/Comedy

Synopsis: I’m your classic skirt chaser. A womanizer. A total d*ck. My reputation is dirtier than a New Orleans street after a Mardi Gras parade. I take unwinnable cases and win them. Where people see defeat, I see a big fat paycheck. And when most men see rejection, it’s because the sexiest woman at the bar has already promised to go home with me.

But Scarlett Carmichael is the one person I can’t seem to conquer. This too-cool former debutante has it all—class, attitude, and a body that begs to be worshipped. I’ve never worked with a person like her before—hell, I’ve never played nice with anyone before in my life, and I’m not about to start with her. This woman wasn’t meant to be played nicely with. It’s going to be dirty. It’s going to be hot. She’s about to spend a lot of time with the biggest d*ck in town. And she’s going to love every minute of it…

What's a normal family without a skirt chaser? We all have one. NOPE. Do not lie to me because I know how true it is. There's that one womanizer/(manner)? The total asshole or dick that we just don't want to like but kind of have to because they bring the fun into everything. 

Kennedy is one of those things and boy, does he do it well.

He's even ready to pull the moves on Scarlett Carmichael because well she has the body that he wants. What he doesn't expect is her full on attitude towards him because he has made some poor choices that result him looking like a total asshole and Carmichael definitely calls him out on it. 

THAT'S WHO I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP -- JK. I am grown up and I want to change my life other than this blog and family. Ya know? Sentimental towards these things. 

Anyways, this book will not only have you laughing but it will definitely keep you on your toes which brings this "who dun it" aspect to it all. You just kind of, sort of, have to fall in love with this. 

5 out of 5 stars. 

Blog you later, awesome book nerds.

Hardass - Christina Saunders (Bad Bitch #2)

Published Date: July 5, 2016

Genre: Romance/Comedy

Synopsis: I cave in to no one. My hardass exterior is what makes me one of the hottest defense lawyers around. It's why I'm the perfect guy to defend the notorious Bayou Butcher serial killer - and why I'll come out on top.

Except this new associate I've hired is unnaturally skilled at putting chinks in my well-constructed armor. Her brazen talk and fiery attitude make me want to take control of her and silence her - in ways that will keep both of us busy till dawn. She drives me absolutely 100% crazy, but I need her for this case. I need her in my bed. I need her to let loose the man within me who fights with rage and loves with scorching desire... 

HOLY SHIT, CHRISTINA SAUNDERS MAY BE ON MY FAVORITE AUTHORS LIST!

I have never laughed so hard in one sitting because page after page, she had me clutching my sides. It also had you fanning yourself and re-reading pages because you just wanted to soak in the goodness of her writing skills. 

Washington is a little hardass that does his job when he's asked too but guess what? This little Caroline, -- OH SWEET CAROLINE -- Sorry couldn't resist but she is going to chink away that Wash's hardass exterior and she is going to do it in record time. 

Goddamn. 

I want more of Wash and Caroline -- Is that too much to ask more in a book? Don't stop at three. I want more criminal defense cases and see how well Wash handles being under the pressure. 

5 OUT OF 5 STARS.

Yes... Yes... Yeah, I needed to shout that.

Blog you later, awesome book nerds.

Bad Bitch - Christina Saunders (Bad Bitch #1)

Published Date: July 5, 2016

Genre: Romance/Comedy

Synopsis: They call me the Bad Bitch. A lesser woman might get her panties in a twist over it, but me? I'm the one who does the twisting. Whether it's in the courtroom or in the bedroom, I've never let anyone - much less a man - get the upper hand.

Except for that jerk attorney Lincoln Granade. He's dark, mysterious, smoking hot and sexy as hell. He's nothing but a bad, bad boy playing the part of an up and coming premiere attorney. I'm not worried about losing in a head to head battle with this guy. But he gets me all hot and bothered in a way no man has ever done before. I don't like a person being under my skin this much. It makes me want to let go of all control, makes me want to give in. This dangerous man makes me want to submit to him completely, again, and again, and again...

They call her Bad Bitch for a reason and I loved this romantic, sexy, comedy.

Evan is just trying to find the guy that is trying to find the guy that can satisfy her in bed and her particular needs. She is the Dom and I always love s strong female character because of the fact that she takes shit from nobody. This bad bitch needs an award because you are going to fall in love with this book. These characters. This story.

Lincoln Granade has officially lit my panties on fire with his form fitting description of tall, dark, and handsome.
But is it possible that this is the guy that has met Bad Bitch's requirement for her needs? Wants? Will he break Bad Bitch? 

Light the matches of this romance because it will bring the heat to something that you never knew possible.

5 out of 5 stars.

Blog you later, awesome book nerds. 

Ghostbusters (Movie Review)

Release Date: July 11, 2016

Genre: Fantasy

Synopsis: Paranormal researcher Abby Yates (Melissa McCarthy) and physicist Erin Gilbert are trying to prove that ghosts exist in modern society. When strange apparitions appear in Manhattan, Gilbert and Yates turn to engineer Jillian Holtzmann for help. Also joining the team is Patty Tolan, a lifelong New Yorker who knows the city inside and out. Armed with proton packs and plenty of attitude, the four women prepare for an epic battle as more than 1,000 mischievous ghouls descend on Times Square.

To say the least, this movie was well-played and obviously a cute movie. Very feministic if you think about it. Female ghostbusters? Yeah, pretty feministic.

There really isn't much to say about this movie other than that Chris Hemsworth is still deliciously likable in this movie even though he is acting below his intelligence level in book. I am not going to lie to the general public but maybe I am biased on seeing Hemsworth dancing and shirtless and absolutely chic with his glasses.

He would be the only thing to draw me back into watching the movie again but not a movie I would buy or even watch in theaters again.

I laughed a lot in this movie but hey, it was a laughable movie.

Like I said, it was cute with a 3 out of 5 stars.

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Neighbors 2 : Sorority Rising (Movie Review)

Release Date: May 20, 2016

Genre: Comedy

Synopsis: Life is good for Mac Radner (Seth Rogen) and pregnant wife Kelly (Rose Byrne) until the unruly sisters of Kappa Nu move in next door. As the loud parties threaten the sale of their home, the couple turn to ex-neighbor and one-time enemy Teddy Sanders (Zac Efron) for help. Now united with the former college student, the trio devises schemes to get the wild sorority off the block. Unfortunately, the rebellious young women refuse to go down without a fight.

This movie has got me feeling all the good feels. It taught me that you shouldn't take your parents for granted and that they are there to support you in no matter what you do. You do have to agree that this movie was much better than the first movie that Seth Rogen and Zac Efron made together with Neighbors. 

Though, it definitely did follow the first movie's plot line at every turn and twist. There truly was nothing different regarding this other than the gender switch but there was the feeling of just love going on around. College is the place to make lasting friendships and Teddy Sanders proves that to us. 

There really are no words to describe this movie other than the fact that it deserved a good 3.8 out of 5 stars. It gave a lesson that you should never take things for granted.

It was funny and yet heartbreakingly real. Do I recommend that you watch this? Only if you do not mind the comments made in this movie made to be very crass and crude. 

Blog you later, awesome nerds. 

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Movie Review)

Release Date: February 5, 2016

Genre: Horror/Thriller

Synopsis: 

In the 19th century, a mysterious plague turns the English countryside into a war zone. No one is safe as the dead come back to life to terrorize the land. Fate leads Elizabeth Bennet (Lily James), a master of martial arts and weaponry, to join forces with Mr. Darcy (Sam Riley), a handsome but arrogant gentleman. Elizabeth can't stand Darcy, but respects his skills as a zombie killer. Casting aside their personal differences, they unite on the blood-soaked battlefield to save their country.

Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen was a fantastic book. I was already in love with Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy. Why? Their romance was so tangible and I loved every single moment within the book. In fact, I lived vicariously through them. 

When this book was released, I was a bit hesitant to read the book... In fact, I didn't even see it in a bookstore until when the announcement for the movie was released. I bought the book, read a few pages in, then decided to watch the movie first. 

Damn. They chose the best people for the cast for this movie. 

Not only were the zombies creepy, it had a crazy storyline throughout. You had to watch the whole thing to understand everything that was going on. Mr. Darcy already had this sulky, bad-boy attitude about him and it made him 100 times better as he started to soften up by slowly falling in love with Elizabeth Bennet. And of course... Visa versa.

A perfect way to have started off Valentine's weekend. 

It wasn't just a regular horror film but it actually made me connect with the characters. It made me tear up and sniffle. It made me laugh. I was feeling so emotional that day... It was a bad situation. But my personal thoughts were that they could have stopped the movie at a certain point but they didn't... They had to continue on and I think I smell a sequel coming out.... STOP IT. Don't do it! You'll ruin the movie!

This is a movie that I would definitely add to my collection and that is exactly what I am going to do as soon as the DVDs are released. Zombies are my morbid fascination of how slow and scary they are. But this movie, it incorporated the crazy ideals of The Walking Dead and World War Z in some aspects. I am going to rate this a solid 4.2 out of 5 stars. Tell me your thoughts? 

Blog you later, awesome nerds!

Deadpool (Movie Review)

Release Date: February 12, 2016

Genre: Fantasy/Action

Synopsis: 

Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) is a former Special Forces operative who now works as a mercenary. His world comes crashing down when evil scientist Ajax (Ed Skrein) tortures, disfigures and transforms him into Deadpool. The rogue experiment leaves Deadpool with accelerated healing powers and a twisted sense of humor. With help from mutant allies Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand), Deadpool uses his new skills to hunt down the man who nearly destroyed his life.

I absolutely loved this movie! I don't whether it is because of the constant narration throughout the movie or maybe it was the eye candy within the movie. 

Ryan Reynolds is definitely the best man to play Wade Wilson in this movie. Not only is he considered one of the hottest men on the planet but he actually made me laugh. Not saying that it is hard to make me laugh because let's be honest, it really isn't. Especially if you met me. I'm a really big person on laughing. 

You know laughing works out your stomach. Abs. That's the way to go. I don't even know why I am still typing about this.

Okay, Deadpool. That's what you are all here for. I'm here to deliver. 

If you don't know Deadpool, there is something very wrong with you. Just kidding. I think that he is definitely the ultimate super anti-hero. Don't call him a super hero because he is definitely far from one. This movie is crude and insulting and yet comedic as hell. Gory. Sexy. Lovable. I can use about every single adjective to use for this movie. Well, the ones that I can think of right now when I look at this cover.

You'll actually want the romance in this movie because of the fact that there was a whole back story on them and Deadpool... Whoops, Wade Wilson makes you fall in love with him as a person and his life. This comedic movie is a surprising twist on the usual Marvel super hero genre. 

With a rating of 4.7 out of 5 stars, I encourage you all to go watch this movie or buy it. Trust me on this.

So Marvel or DC? Pick one and comment in the comments? Jeez, that is repetitive. 

Blog you later, awesome nerds.

ARC: Justice for Corrie - Susan Stoker (Badge of Honor: Texas Heroes #3)

Published Date: March 8, 2016

Genre: Romance

Synopsis: Blind since birth, Corrie Madison relies on her other sharpened senses in her job as a chiropractor. Never did she imagine she’d have to depend on them to identify a killer. But when a man enters her practice, murdering everyone in his path, Corrie is the only witness—putting her directly in the killer’s crosshairs. 

Officer Quint Axton wasn’t looking for love, or even a relationship, until he meets Corrie. Beautiful and brave, resilient and intelligent, she’s everything Quint wants—if he can keep her alive long enough to explore their mutual attraction. The threats on Corrie’s life are escalating. Surely a blind person is helpless against a ruthless killer? 

Hardly. Corrie is about to prove that disabled does not equal defenseless. 

You know, after this book, it took me a good while to process everything. I never realized how grateful I am to have all five senses. Granted that most of them don't work to the best of the abilities but honestly, Corrie did prove to me that just because you are disabled does not mean that you are defenseless. You have the means to be strong. But you have to be willing to take that leap. 

There was a part in the book that made me cry. What Corrie went through as a person, you just have to show the emotions for her. Okay, another part, I laughed out loud about the reaction and conversation between Quint and Corrie. 

You can definitely add Quint to your book boyfriends list because I definitely did after this. 

There is this creepy antagonist that will have you shiver straight through your body because of how slimy and snarky he is. He needs to learn to keep his dick in his pants because it creeps me out just thinking that there are freaks like this... I have been watching my back ever since this book and though it is slightly terrifying, I kind of liked that there was some creepy shite within this book.

Not only was this book romantically perfect with a strong female character but it had the funny moments that made you feel like you were already there by Corrie and Quint's side, enjoying their conversations. 

This is definitely a book that I would buy if I didn't already have it. So go get it because I know for a fact that you will love this book to infinity especially if you like rom coms in books. With a rating of 4 out of 5 stars, I can honestly say that I loved this book with my heart. I got to connect with Corrie and Quint right away because this book is a stand alone. So take the time to read this book and even go back and read the previous ones.

Blog you later, awesome book nerds.

Sisters (Movie Review)

Release Date: December 18, 2015

Genre: Comedy

Synopsis: 

When their parents place the family home on the market, siblings Maura (Amy Poehler) and Kate (Tina Fey) learn that they have one weekend to clean out the junk from their old bedroom. Unhappy with the news, the recently divorced Maura and her hotheaded sister make plans to throw one final bash to recapture their glory days with their former classmates. As the raging party begins to spiral out of control, the gals soon realize that there may not be a house left to sell once the dust settles.
This movie was full of pathos and vulgarity. You can't deny the humor of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler working together because together, they know what humor is. Although, it was sprinkled with a lot of as said above, vulgarity and F bombs. 

Nowadays, people think that humor is having explicit language and sometimes, people just over do it. Don't get me wrong, I was laughing on some parts and there was a certain part with Amy Poehler that I just cannot get enough of because it related to my friends and I so well. NO SPOILERS FOR THIS MOVIE.

This is a movie that is a one-time and done. A hit it and quit it kind of movie. Sad to see it because Baby Mama was hilarious. Unfortunately, this story only has funny quirks but it isn't the greatest movie to come to theaters.

It's sad because I truly was excited for this movie because it related to my sisterhood with my best friend. 

I rate this movie a solid 3.2 out of 5 stars. Again, not the greatest movie in the world but it did have its funny moments.

Blog you later, awesome nerds. 

Krampus (Movie Review)

Damn, I feel like I haven't written a movie review in a really long time. Well here it is tonight in the spirits of Christmas. 

Have you heard of the story Krampus? When the Christmas Spirit is lost, he doesn't allow St. Nick to come to gift the good kids. No... He never gives but he takes. 

Release Date: December 4, 2015

Genre: Thriller/Comedy

Synopsis: 

While the holiday season represents the most magical time of year, ancient European folklore warns of Krampus, a horned beast who punishes naughty children at Christmastime. When dysfunctional family squabbling causes young Max (Emjay Anthony) to lose his festive spirit, it unleashes the wrath of the fearsome demon. As Krampus lays siege to the Engel home, mom (Toni Collette), pop (Adam Scott), sister (Stefania LaVie Owen) and brother must band together to save one another from a monstrous fate.
Okay, so I put comedy because not only was I stressed about some factors, there were some parts that had you going WTF every other moment because I mean there were gremlins running around, there were these cute little gingerbread cookies, the idealogical American family stomping through their siblings home, etc. 

I laughed so many times that I pretty sure that I am either sleep deprived and just really loving this movie. I mean, I cringed at some parts because those little helpers of Krampus were creepy as hell. I mean come on, a satanic ritual with these freaks wearing some sort of a pitchfork symbol on their heads? Like what?

Krampus, himself, was scary as hell. His bland eyes. His disgustingly long tongue. Let's be honest, I freaked out in the movie theatre when we ran into the jack in the box and some freak of a doll-bat hybrid. 

Anyways, I jumped. I laughed. I enjoyed.

This movie was a good 2.8 stars out of 5, not necessarily meaning it was horrible but I wouldn't want it again with those little gremlin freaks running around there and getting in your face. You feel?

Oh and there's this fantastic looking horror movie coming out called The Forest. Based on a true story because it derives from Japan and if you type in Suicide Forest into Google, you're bound to find the story.

Anyways, blog you later, awesome nerds!

Vacation (Movie Review)

Every single time that I went to the movies, I anticipated the commercial where Ed Helms and Christina Applegate are introducing or trying to get some fandom to the movie and they are trying to figure out what AMC stands for.

EH: American Movie Cat because there is one in every theatre...
CA: Wow... You just actually made me dumber... (Talks some more)
EH: (Covers his mouth not so subtly and meows) See there it was.

This movie was one of the most gross, ridiculous, and raunchy -- but I laughed the whole way through and sometimes gagged just because there were some gross parts.

Release Date: July 29, 2015

Genre: Comedy

Synopsis: 

Remembering fond, childhood memories of his trip to Walley World, Rusty Griswold (Ed Helms) surprises his wife (Christina Applegate) and two sons with a cross-country excursion to America's favorite fun park. Following in his father's (Chevy Chase) footsteps, Rusty and the gang pack up the car and hit the road for some much-needed family bonding. Soon, the promise of fun turns into one misadventure after another for the next generation of Griswolds and anyone who encounters them.

Everyone needs to watch this movie with at least their best friend because no one understands the humor nowadays except the two of young the other people in the theatre.

One of the best things to do is just lounging around in a theatre with them because you do the stupidest stuff ever while watching other people do stupid stuff in the movie.

I would rate this movie a 3.2 stars out of 5 but I can't complain about money being wasted. It was definitely a fun movie just not my kind of fun.

Do watch it though and tell me your thoughts, movie buffs.

"We're the Griswolds... You piece of ass!" 

The Age of Adaline (Movie Review)

Sorry for my lack of posting on my blog. It turns out, my professors are all conspirators and want to schedule their exams on the same date. So there's the fun in that. Well to make up for it, I want to post something every Wednesday and Friday, if at all possible. So here is my Wednesday post.

Release Date: April 24, 2015

Genre: Romance

Synospsis: 

Adaline Bowman (Blake Lively) has miraculously remained a youthful 29 years of age for nearly eight decades, never allowing herself to get close to anyone lest they discover her secret. However, a chance encounter with a charismatic philanthropist named Ellis Jones (Michiel Huisman) reawakens Adaline's long-suppressed passion for life and romance. When a weekend with Ellis' parents threatens to expose the truth, Adaline makes a decision that changes her life forever.

Words can only explain so much how perfect Blake Lively is. How is it possible that some people are more genetically blessed than others. I mean look... She's had her baby but she has a body like she has never had a child. What is her workout routine?!

Anyways, Blake Lively is the perfect woman for the role of Adaline. She hasn't aged a day since her days in Gossip Girl as SVDW or Serena Van Der Woodsen. Get the irony?

So I just want to summarize it. If you do not like romance movies where the whole theme is, "Love is Timeless", don't watch it because this is an absolutely romance/chick-flick movie. So if your significant other pissed you off and they hate this genre and you want to get back at them, take them to go see this.

I want to formally invite my readers to spread my blog around and continue to read my posts as well as finding me on Wanelo, a place where original or fan fiction stories can be posted for free.

Blake Lively is just an amazing actress and I give this movie a solid 4.5 out of 5 stars if my opinion matters at all.

Blog you later, awesome nerds.